She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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