So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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