Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I would fuck him just for his dog
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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