i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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