what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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