i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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