Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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