Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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