so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
My pussy is not your playground.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize