Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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