do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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