just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Farmville is her only friend.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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