he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
MIDGETS
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I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
