I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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