so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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