Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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