we have pet lesbian snakes
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
