Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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