Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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