When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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