Fuck appropriateness.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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