Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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