The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Randomize
