I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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