she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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