hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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