Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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