problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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