Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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