: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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