i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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