yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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