Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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