I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
