So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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