we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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