so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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