Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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