How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
