he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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