i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I have feelings that need drinking.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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