i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
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True, R.I.P.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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