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(515): View more from Iowa

So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...

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(954): View more from Florida

We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

No subtext here. People are naked.

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(530): View more from California

It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.

(1-316): View more from Kansas

So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?

(316): View more from Kansas

pills.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.

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(269): View more from Michigan

There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.

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(518): View more from New York

Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.

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