butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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