If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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