My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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