Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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