I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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