Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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