We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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