I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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