Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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