I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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