Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Randomize
