I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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